3. I like movies
4. I like working out
5. I’m also lazy and don’t work out much
6. I like cats, but I also like dogs…I’m not sure which I like more
7. I cry at movies, sad ones
9. I play soccer, I really like soccer
10. Sports are fun, but only because I think I am good at them
11. I don’t think I would play sports if I was bad
12. I have never had a one night stand but I have had sex with someone only once
13. One of the most annoying things in life is having a team that would be really good if you didn’t have that ONE player
14. I am not that one player.
15. I enjoy “English-based” topics
16. I think later in life I will have a job that is something to do with psychology
17. I like dealing with problems, not even my own
18. I could not be homosexual because I have such a passion for women.
19. Women are the greatest gift in life.
20. hahaha, women are SO much smarter (yet the smartest person is a man)
13. I am really immature and sometimes can be “weird”
14. I have NEVER taken advantage of a girl
15. I will NEVER take advantage of a girl
16. I could not cheat on a gf/wife
17. Cheaters make me sick, I could not forgive one.
18. I’ve never really been a fan of blowjobs, but I realized after my last one that the first couple were just…bad lol
19. My shortest session of sex was 20 minutes. And that was because I had to rush it.
20. Umm…I used to have sex a lot for a couple months but now I’ve become more…well sex isn’t everything
21. I never liked Social class
22. I went to an academic junior high. Mistake.
23. I’ve never been really good at school, and yet its never bothered me
24. I like to paint
25. I don’t like drawing because I’m not good at all
26. I like to think I can write poetry, I have some good poems
27. I have had 2 threesomes
28. I get a lot of erections
29. They can be embarrassing but I’ve been getting used to them lately so I just don’t care
30. For awhile I smoked a bunch of mary J but I quit
31. The only wet dream I’ve ever had was one involving a swimming pool
32. I have had sex in a dream
33. I have carried out that sexual act in real life
34. I try to be funny but I chill with Craig so the attempt is futile
35. I like to think I’d be a good parent and hopefully one day I will be
36. My mom is psychotic.
37. My mom calls craig’s mom and she thinks my mom is psychotic
38. Craig thinks my mom is psychotic
39. My mom is psychotic.
40. I have been a friend by being with my friend’s girlfriend’s friend. (Wing man)
41. I have gone out with someone 2 years older and 2 years younger then myself
42. My nipples are not as big as craig says, but they are bigger then his
43. I wonder what I would look like with long hair
44. I will never know because I will never let that happen
45. One day I will own a porche
46. If not at least I’ll have the knowledge so I can steal one
47. I enjoy driving
48. Randy is a nice guy, but he gets a little touchy-feely at work after he’s been drinking.
49. I didn’t say I didn’t like it.
50. ok, I don’t like it.
51. well…not all the time…
52. He’s too big for me.
53. Matter of fact, I think I’m too big for him.
54. Ever play a game where one person pushes the other down the stairs?
55. 12 stiches.
56. He won.
57. I spend too much money on food
58. I go out to eat probably 5-6 times a week if not more
59. Dane Cook is amazing.
60. I almost wet myself laughing once.
61. One time….she didn’t even have to touch me.
62. I was 16.
63. I scratch myself a lot publicly
64. I watch a lot of porn.
65. I try to make it a daily habbit
66. Sometimes its not just for masturbation purposes but also for learning helpful hints and tricks.
67. Flu-erp (source: Bangbus)
68. 2pac over Biggie
69. I really like the number 23, I was going to make that number 23 but…I forgot
70. I have prepared plans for my 18th birthday and I’m still 43 days away
71. Chocolate is deadly
72. I have been single for awhile…I dunno how long it’ll last for
73. I have dated someone who’s weighed more then me.
74. We went out for 3 months
75. We never kissed
76. Actually we only held hands twice for about 10 seconds because I made a joke
77. The joke wasn’t funny
78. I pretended to orgasm
79. she wasn’t impressed.
80. I’ve never thought I was good looking
81. I’ve decided to work on my personality, costs less then fixing my looks
82. I am very cheap
83. Although I’m cheap I tend to spend a lot of money
84. I guess you could say I used to be offensive towards “gay” people
85. I found out that hanging out with homosexuals is actually quite fun
except when you go to the roost and some guy grabs my ass and asks if I want to party with him.
86. I’m not going to lie….I got a boner.
87. But like I said before, I probably have a boner 6 of the 24 hours in a day
88. I’ve never been happy with my body
89. I’ve never been truly happy with any of my gf’s
90. I thought I was in love once
91. She cheated on me
92. Stupid Microsoft wont let me put my words closer to the number once it gets to 3 numerals
93. One time in junior high I was with a girl and she flashed me
94. She expected the same in return but I couldn’t get wood for some reason
95. It was embarrassing
96.I’ve never had that problem since
97. I realized I’ve talked a lot about boners and sex
98. I think Trojan condoms are the best fit
99. Lifestyles are too snug
100.I lost my virginity at a hockey rink
101. I did her in the bum
102. Only at first, then we moved to missionary
103. My friends watched
104. Actually I’ve had people watch me have sex on numerous occasions
105. I’ve had sex in my van more then 10 times
106. I don’t think I could kill someone
107. Not unless they really deserved it
108. A girl I know got hit by a guy
109. I put him in the hospital
110. People think I’m a player but I would never play a girl
111. I still like building LEGO
112. I’m not proud of it but I’m racist
113. Not to a huge extent, but enough that I consider myself offensive
114. I have always gotten a “realistic” fortune from a fortune cookie
115. I always seem to get like 2 or 3 per cookie
116. I’m saving to buy a car
117. I should have one by 2010
118. I use my cell phone a lot, about 4x as much as most people I know
119. I actually checked the hours and amount of phone calls vs. other people
120. I have over 5000 in 5 months
121. I had alcohol poisoning once
122. I drank a 2-6 of Smirnoff
123. I can’t drink hard alcohol anymore
124. Which is why I like beer
125. I have 3 best friends
126. I drink iced tea and lemonade at RR all the time even though we’re not supposed to
127. Hopefully no managers will read that but I’m betting one will.