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1. My full name is Joanne Catherine Arthurs.
2.
I
think Travis is one of the funniest
guys ever
3.
David
too.
4.
I
was lost in the
5.
I
rolled a car when I was 18, in the
ditch by my parents’ house. I don’t remember it really but I didn’t get
hurt.
6.
To
this day I get very antsy when I
fishtail in a car.
7.
I
have a red car, a Grand AM, just like
Travis
8.
Last
year I drove that car on a road trip
to the states. I put 14 000 Kms on it in 3 weeks. It’s a good car.
9.
I
have 2 brothers, one just got married.
I have one sister, she is the coolest sister in the world, and we get
along
smashingly.
10.
I
always prefer Pepsi over Coke but will drink either and not fuss about
it. I
like flat pop the best but only when it is ICE cold.
11.
Even
though I prefer cola, I usually order Iced Tea when I eat out. It goes
down
well and can go with pretty much any meal where as cola and pasta?
Seems wrong
12.
I
lived in
13.
I
also lived in
14.
I
had to wear a uniform to school and I hated it. I wished I had the
other style
of uniform that was available.
15.
When
I turned 8 yrs old, I was at school and some girl gave me a book while
I was
eating lunch, I didn’t even know her name. [ she was in my class – they
were
big grade ‘communities’ more accurately] I thought it was weird that
someone I
didn’t know gave me a gift. But I opened it. It was the book LASSIE, I
still
have it. I really enjoyed reading it
16.
I
saw a flasher when I was 8 also, I was swimming in the pool outside
when the
guy ran by and opened his coat. I didn’t really know what I was looking
at.
17.
Same
night and same pool, there were lots of bats too; they would swoop down
at you
while you were swimming, maybe to find out what was going on. It was
scary.
18.
I
have had the same hotmail e-mail address since 1996 when hotmail was a
new fad.
I feel proud that I am a long time user and that I haven’t switched
emails 500
times. I have had other ones also, but always this one as well.
19.
My
favorite fiction book to read is by Christopher Pike, it’s called The
Season of
Passage. This is an adult novel, even though he mainly writes teen
novels. I
have read it about 14 times, no exaggeration.
20.
I
also read a lot of Wilbur Smith, I find his books fascinating.
21.
I
really like the States and American things; I wish I lived closer so I
could
shop there.
22.
I
wish they sold EasyCheez© [cheese in a can] in
23.
I
always wish I was like other girls when I see them laughing with their
friends.
24.
I
guess some girls might think that about me too and it makes me feel
better
25.
I
feel that some days I talk a lot, and other days I am too quiet, I
don’t feel I
have very many in-between days.
26.
When
I was younger I hardly talked at all. My mom would often have to tell
me to
speak to company when we had some.
27.
I
am glad that I was born me, one hand and all.
28.
I
think that I would be a completely different person without it.
29.
I
hated it when I was younger; I got teased a lot in school.
30.
I
am over it now and often tease people when they find out or say
something
pertaining to It., mostly for my own entertainment.
31.
I
can be very sarcastic, sometimes I think people don’t get it and they
take it
the wrong way.
32.
I
taught English in
33.
I
got to give a whole bunch of Koreans an English name. They will most
likely use
these English names for all future English classes and when introducing
themselves to foreigners. I tried not to give them stupid names.
34.
I
had a class of 17 adult males, I gave them a
list of North American male names and told them they had to pick one,
and no
one could have the same name.
35.
Most
of them picked strange names. One guy called himself Romeo and another
Elvis.
The funniest one was Michael [ he referred to himself as Michael
Jackson]
36.
Michael
Jackson would take his time at home to learn the lyrics to Michael
Jackson
songs and then sing and dance for me in class. It was one of the
funniest
things that happened there. I looked forward to that class.
37.
On
my 6th birthday I had a bunch of friends over and we were playing
outside, My
Dad was out of town working and so it was only my mom home. My little
brother
was tagging along with us while we were playing in the tree house and
decided
to go down the ladder facing outwards, he fell off and broke his arm.
All my
friends had to go home so we could take him to the hospital, I was
bitter about
that for years and years.
38.
On
a different birthday I got a blue angel
bike. It had a banana seat and streamers, I loved it.
39.
A
few years later in
40.
I
was screaming in the road like a Banshee Indian and all the Chinese
people came
out to this very blonde haired white chick
bleeding all over the road. They put band-aids on my chin but it
did
nothing, they all popped off with the blood spurts.
41.
I
got all my broken teeth pulled and 7 stitches. They let the chipped
part of my
chin/jaw float around until it fixed itself. It did eventually attach
back on,
but in the wrong pace and you can feel it.
42.
I
once had a weird Cist removed from my chin; the doctor asked me if I
wanted to
keep it. I didn’t but now I wish I would have. Cool to gross people out
with…
43.
When
I went to
44.
I
was annoyed but it was winter there and it was SO COLD, we had been
living in
45.
I
also got my ears pierced for the first time in Aussie. I have 2 holes
in each
ear now. The second one I got done in
46.
I
didn’t wear earrings for years but the holes never closed. I wear them
regularly now.
47.
I
have a tattoo on my foot. I love it and most people tell me it is cool.
That
makes me glad I got it all over again.
48.
I
have my belly button pierced. I really like that too. But not the big
jewelry
type things you can buy now. A simple ring does the trick
49.
I
have thought that guys would look cool with a cool naval piercing. But
I saw a
guy, an old hairy man on the beach with one, and now I am not so sure.
50.
Its
51.
After
reading other peoples many things, I think mine are very long.
52.
I
don’t care.
53.
Some
people went for the laugh factor.
54.
I
don’t think mine are going to be laugh-out loud funny.
55.
again,
I don’t care
56.
I
have been to
57.
That
was the first place I ever went scuba diving.
58.
I
went to a full moon party. They are nuts and if you ever have a chance
to go to
one… GO GO GO http://fullmoonparty-thailand.com/
59.
They
feed you 8 - 10 ounces of rum or whiskey mixed with coke and red bull.,
all
mixed together in one sand bucket. You get messed fast [ the exact
quantity of
alcohol is unknown but it DEFINATLY in that range] lots of drugs too,
so if
your not careful…..
60.
The
day after the party I fell asleep under a tree. The shade of the tree
moved,
except for a few low branches, but I didn’t, I got the worst sunburn of
my
life. I had tree branch outlines on my back. I have never been so
hung-over, so
sunburned and so confused in my life.
61.
I
would still do it all again
62.
I
went to
63.
I
have been to almost all of
64.
65.
I
ate dog meat soup in
66.
I
had hand cuffs on before. Real ones. You’ll have to ask. It was in
México.
67.
I
was kind of scared
68.
Funny
story now though
69.
Makes
me laugh that Jamie Brayman doesn’t know what 69 is. She’s such a doll.
70.
No
one else in my family has a tattoo.
71.
I
think Napoleon is one of the funniest people around.
72.
I
have seen it 7 times and can quote a sickeningly large amount of the
movie.
73.
I
think I may secretly judge someone’s sense of humor according to
whether or not
they liked it. I won’t hold it against anyone though
74.
I
saw a movie called Rabbit-Proof Fence; I don’t think many
people have
seen it. But I think I always think of it when things are hard, I
think, it
could be worse for me, suck it up
75.
I
am sure that I have one of the most comfortable beds in the world. It’s
a
two-sided pillow top. I say something appreciative every time I get in.
76.
If
I sleep somewhere else for a night. I always think of my bed.
77.
This
is the year my brother was born. He’s a very cool guy and I love
hanging out
with him.
78.
I
am not musically inclined.
79.
This
is the year of my birthday. It is also tattooed on my foot.
80.
I
can not sing well. I wish I could sing better. Not like professionally,
but
just better
81.
My
brother who just got married was born this year, so was his new wife
They are
both cool people
82.
She
doesn’t like to be called wife.
83.
Her
name is
84.
My
sister was born this year. She’s just awesome.
85.
We
laugh at the same things.
86.
I
don’t remember the last time we had a fight over something.
87.
It’s
possible that it is out of the span of my memory.
88.
She
has been right beside me on most of the travels. We didn’t fight
89.
We
shared a room twice in our lives.
90.
Once
when we were kids and had no choice. I thought she was annoying.
91.
The
second time was when she moved in with me in
92.
We
still didn’t fight
93.
That
same house had very random people in it.
94.
Bartek
was polish, Brian was Malaysian, Oppa was Korean, Rita was Native and
from
95.
We
had very multi-cultural parties.
96.
Our
land lord was East Indian. Rent was cheaper the you would expect
97.
This
was the year I graduated from high school.
98.
I
don’t like watching pro sports on TV
99.
I
enjoy going to games sometimes.
100.
I
figured out how not to have that huge gap after a 3-digit number. Just
a normal
gap. I should
get a prize.
101.
I
love cats.
102.
But
not long haired ones.
103.
They
say that you will meet about 10 000 people in the span of your life. I
think I
am close to that and will meet more than that number.
104.
I
have no way of ever knowing; would be a cool thing to know.
105.
I
have smoked weed before in my life. I decided I don’t care who knows.
It’s just
something I had to try.
106.
I
think that -44°C weather is retarded. But not mentally challenged
retarded.
Just stupid retarded, but not S T U P I D, more like stoo-pid and gay,
but not
like homo gay just like retarded gay…